What is Whirlyball http://www.whirlyball.com/? Try mixing bumper cars, hockey, basketball, Jai Alai, and whiffleball. Five-on-five teams try to scoop whiffleballs into basketball looking goals. My back is sore. I won a 5.00 Starbuck's card because my team was undefeated. I will hold a press conference next week to announce my retirement.
All I ever needed to know I learned at Whirlyball . . .
- Drive cars wrapped in over sized, soft rubber strips.
- Fasten your seat belt either way.
- Travel with Extra Strength Tylenol.
- Twelve minutes is faster than you think.
- People are always trying to bump you in the behind.
- People are always trying to steal your important stuff.
- Never try to grasp important things with your non-scoop hand.
- The target is small and requires focus.
- Your own teammates can become the opposition.
- Watch those who play well and copy their moves.
- Two point penalty follows if you scooper smack the opposition.
- My back hurts.
Half -day in Big D. Back to S.C. for Winter Jam Concert. Open date Saturday. Vols vs. Memphis on T.V. Saturday night. Flo Town and Myrtle Beach Sunday.
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